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Local Dad Spends Half an Hour on Toilet
Apparently engrossed in a 368-page John Grisham novel, local father of two Eric Horn allegedly spent 34 minutes on the family's only toilet this evening.
Getting up from the armchair he has claimed as ... Read more...
BBC to Cut 600 Jobs, Reports BBC
The BBC is to cut around 600 jobs following a recent review submitted to the BBC Trust, reports the BBC.
The BBC, which has a noted history of reportin...
'Women Must Deliver their Own Babies', say NHS Officials
In a bid to increase the efficiency of administrative services, NHS chiefs have today revealed that less essential services like maternity and nursing...
Jesus Doesn't Have Heart to Tell Republicans He's A Socialist
Owing to his unwavering sense of compassion, the Son of God, Jesus Christ, says he cannot bring himself to tell staunch Republicans - who comprise som...
'Women Must Deliver their Own Babies', say NHS Officials
In a bid to increase the efficiency of administrative services, NHS chiefs have today revealed that less essential services like maternity and nursing will be scaled down...
John Terry to be Stripped of Marriage
Embattled Chelsea captain John Terry is expected to be stripped of his marriage after events in his private life continue to be made public.
The England centre half, who a...
Thousands of Iraqis to File Compensation Claims if War Deemed Illegal
A recent study, commissioned by a group of leading Personal Injury Lawyers, has said there are thousands of Iraqi citizens wishing to file compensation claims if the Iraq...
Local Dad Spends Half an Hour on Toilet
Apparently engrossed in a 368-page John Grisham novel, local father of two Eric Horn allegedly spent 34 minutes on the family's only toilet this evening.
Getting up from t...
Jesus Doesn't Have Heart to Tell Republicans He's A Socialist
Owing to his unwavering sense of compassion, the Son of God, Jesus Christ, says he cannot bring himself to tell staunch Republicans - who comprise some of his most loyal ...
BBC to Cut 600 Jobs, Reports BBC
The BBC is to cut around 600 jobs following a recent review submitted to the BBC Trust, reports the BBC.
The BBC, which has a noted history of reporting BBC man power redu...
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