Michael Owen Signs for Manchester United Reserves
On what was a comparatively uneventful transfer deadline day, Manchester United striker Michael Owen has signed for the Manchester United reserve team on a six month contract.
Owen, who struggled to br...
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Top Floor Office Worker Oblivious to Fact that Office Block About to be Demolished
Working away on the day's first invoice, dedicated data entry clerk Donnie Plummer is at present utterly unaware that the office block he has worked i...
Roger Federer Beats Some Guy at Tennis
World number 1 Roger Federer successfully came back from a set and 3-1 down to beat some guy at tennis today, making it thirteen straight victories ag...
Piss Up in Local Brewery Canceled
Staff members of a local brewery were left bitterly disappointed after a proposed piss up had to be canceled due to the management's dismal organizati...
Blair Denies He and Bush Formed 2002 War Conspiracy: 'It Was Actually in 2003'
Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair has denied that he and George W Bush made a secret pact to go to war in 2002, insisting that backroom discussions actually took p...
Piss Up in Local Brewery Canceled
Staff members of a local brewery were left bitterly disappointed after a proposed piss up had to be canceled due to the management's dismal organizational skills.
Workers ...
Hundreds of C-List Celebrities Desperately Trying to Shoot Haiti Relief Videos
Hundreds of washed up reality TV stars and former pop singers are reportedly lining up to film relief videos for the Earthquake-ravaged nation of Haiti, in an attempt to ...
iPad to be Followed by the iQuit
Apple CEO and innovator Steve Jobs has announced that his latest multi-million dollar project the iPad is to be followed up by the less inspired iQuit, in a move that app...
Michael Owen Signs for Manchester United Reserves
On what was a comparatively uneventful transfer deadline day, Manchester United striker Michael Owen has signed for the Manchester United reserve team on a six month cont...
Dalai Lama: 'China's Attack on Google is a Step too Far'
The Dalai Lama today hit back at China following the country's unprovoked attack on the internet search engine Google, declaring the move "deplorable" and "a step too far...
Planet's Last Two Remaining People Declare 5th World War
(FUTURE NEWS: 24 August, 2352) - After a severe breakdown in international relations today, the planet's two only surviving people have declared the outbreak of World War...
Top Floor Office Worker Oblivious to Fact that Office Block About to be Demolished
Working away on the day's first invoice, dedicated data entry clerk Donnie Plummer is at present utterly unaware that the office block he has worked in for almost 20 year...
Fox News to Add Laughter Track
The Fox News Network has announced plans to include a laughter track in its daily broadcasts in an effort to aid its conservative viewers.
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Local Man Remembers When People Used to Just Meet Up and Talk
(FUTURE NEWS: 12 APRIL, 2048) - An aging local man has left an embittered entry on his virtual blog page, decrying what he calls the end of social... Read more...
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