Daily Fortnight Satire and breaking news from the Daily Fortnight http://www.dailyfortnight.com Thu, 09 Sep 2010 14:11:12 +0100 FeedCreator 1.7.3 http://www.dailyfortnight.com/images/M_images/livemarks.png Powered by Joomla! 1.0 http://www.dailyfortnight.com Satire and breaking news from the Daily Fortnight Cameron Forces Cabinet Members to Cycle to Work http://www.dailyfortnight.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1163&Itemid=392 LONDON - In an effort to tackle climate change, Prime Minister David Cameron has forced reluctant members of his coalition government to cycle to cabinet meetings and House of Commons... Thu, 09 Sep 2010 03:47:08 +0100 Christ's Final Message to Humanity Discovered on Laserdisc http://www.dailyfortnight.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1162&Itemid=391 JERUSALEM – Archaeologists have unearthed what is believed to be a message from Jesus Christ, the central figure of Christianity, upon a Laserdisc dating from roughly two millennia ago. The recording,... Wed, 08 Sep 2010 00:00:01 +0100 'Motorola Defy' Best Name Unimaginative Phone Developer Could Come Up With http://www.dailyfortnight.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1161&Itemid=393 ILLINOIS - According to its recent press release, the Defy - a new 2G smartphone from Motorola - was truly the best name the phone's unimaginative developer could come up... Tue, 07 Sep 2010 03:56:27 +0100 Blair 'Bloody Loving All The Attention' http://www.dailyfortnight.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1160&Itemid=392 DUBLIN - Former British Prime Minister and Labour leader Tony Blair is "bloody loving all the attention" he is receiving from the mainstream media following the publication of his controversial... Sun, 05 Sep 2010 04:49:45 +0100 Glenn Beck Eaten Alive by Crocodile http://www.dailyfortnight.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1159&Itemid=394 American talk show host and right-wing political commentator Glenn Beck has been eaten alive by a savage and bloodthirsty crocodile. The incident occurred at around 9:45 this morning, as Mr Beck... Sat, 04 Sep 2010 15:16:45 +0100 Local Grandma Doesn't Like the Look of Those Rain Clouds http://www.dailyfortnight.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1158&Itemid=387 MABLETHORPE - Staring pensively into the distance, local grandma Betty Godfrey says she does not like the look of those dark clouds over there, insisting: "they look like they're heading... Thu, 02 Sep 2010 04:56:37 +0100 Majority of Americans Still Think Tony Blair is Prime Minister http://www.dailyfortnight.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1153&Itemid=392 LONDON - According to a study conducted by the International Awareness Foundation, almost 58% of otherwise politically aware Americans still think that Tony Blair is the Prime Minister of Great... Tue, 17 Aug 2010 16:35:47 +0100 Local Man Pretty Sure He's Seen Character Actor in Other Things http://www.dailyfortnight.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1152&Itemid=387 BEDFORD - Sitting down to watch the 2009 film The Young Victoria with his wife Angela, local man Andrew Collins insists that he definitely recognises that one character actor from... Tue, 17 Aug 2010 16:32:42 +0100